"who visited my profile" a story of facebook

Most misunderstandings and envy feelings begin from social networking. Bloody hell this thought sucks but the ramifications are awesome.

A lot of break ups would have been faster if facebook introduced option for ‘who visited my profile’.

Faster breakups would increase the probability to find a partner for the singles and for the couples who already broke up the probability to mess up things in life would drastically reduce.

An affair which should last for 3 or 4 months will now last for 2 or 3 weeks. Life begins to hit people more often than they anticipate. Hence leading to faster realization of dramas of life.

This leads to sudden increase in maturity levels especially among young crowd. More settlements and less divorces,,, awe savvy :D

Men who are simple/normal, healthy and very importantly who don’t have body like Salman Khan u know, will become more confident about themselves as women will begin to look at the Einstein in the man rather than someone with big biceps and triceps like terminator,,, awe u got it.

All women who are under the false impression that life is all about makeup, few pegs of vodka or money or gold or jewelry, a fast drive in car or bike, or a stylish walk with heels on,,, can now understand that men look at them not because they are beautiful or sexy but since they are doing something too much to handle and it is safer to just see them do from a distance.

With all this realization, people will soon realize that everybody has only 24 hours in a day and of which the active office hours are between 6 and 8. Thereby they work and let others do their work too. They will understand that there is somebody or something waiting for them outside office and will begin to take a walk in the fresh breeze in the evenings. They will begin to observe the stars in the sky, the colors of butterfly, the smiles of people, and how green the world around is.

And finally they will update how beautiful is life in the what’s on mind column of facebook :D However we are well aware that beauty attracts no matter where the hell it is (in this case it’s social networking). Attraction leads to madness. Madness to misunderstanding and misunderstanding to being envy. Again, bloody hell this thought sucks but the ramifications will be awesome. Life’s a vicious circle u see :D

“We end where we first start and we start where we last ended.” - Eshwara